P.C. THANKSGIVING DAY 2022

Julia yelled to her husband, “Winston, come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” 

“In a minute, honey, it’s a tie score,” he answered. Actually Winston wasn’t very interested in the traditional holiday football game between the Detroit Pussy Cats and the Washington Original Natives.

Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football for its “unseemly violence” and the “bad example it sets for the rest of the world,” Winston was far less of a football fan than he used to be. Two-hand touch wasn’t nearly as exciting. (more…)